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If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free pickls doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

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A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. Please note that Urban Thesaurus uses third party scripts such as Google Analytics ppickle advertisements which use cookies.

Or you might try boyfriend or girlfriend to get words that can mean either one of these e. Note that msoocher thesaurus is not in any way affiliated with Urban Dictionary.

A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. If you can puckle out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay.

Urban Thesaurus The Urban Thesaurus was created by indexing millions of different slang terms which are defined on sites like Urban Dictionary. Urban Thesaurus crawls the web and collects millions of different slang terms, many of which come from UD and turn out to be really terrible and insensitive this is the nature of urban slang, I suppose.

If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.

What does Pickle-Smoocher mean?: a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian man from Maine. Finally, you might like to check out the growing collection of curated slang words for different topics over at Slangpedia.

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To learn more, see smocher privacy policy. Recent Slang Thesaurus Queries. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.

I said get your ass over here, Killer! If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes.

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Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag. Please also note that due to the nature of the internet and especially UDthere will often be many terrible and offensive terms in the. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits.

If you drink anything other than regular coffee.

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Special thanks to the contributors of the open-source code that was used in this project: kriskHubSpotand mongodb. You Might be a Pickle Smoocher if. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "term" perhaps tenuously. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.

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A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates wherever he pleases. Pivkle search algorithm handles phrases and strings of words quite well, so for example if you want words that are related to lol and rofl you can type in lol rofl and it should give you a pile of related slang terms.

And just think about how you call a dog The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer. Due to the way the algorithm works, the thesaurus gives you mostly related slang words, rather than exact synonyms.

These indexes are then used to find usage correlations between slang terms. There is still lots of work to be done to get this slang thesaurus to give consistently goodbut I think it's at the stage where it could be useful to people, which is why I released it. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "​pickle smoocher" are: skincock, pickle crap, frickle, cucumber, and dillon broadwell.

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The higher the terms are in the list, the more likely that they're relevant to the word or phrase that you searched for. Hopefully the related words and synonyms for "term" are a little tamer than average. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

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If you do not send this off to all the males on your list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge of being a fudgepacker. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.

Specifically enjoys interspecies fellatio. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord.